God Bless America

Land of the guilty, home of the Whopper®.

Florida man who lit his apartment complex on fire after management told him to stop masturbating in front of his window. 
His face was previously disfigured after he shot himself in the face with a shotgun.
Maine woman arrested for domestic violence after attacking her husband with a spatula.
Sheboygan, WI resident who bit off her husbands tongue. The man attempted to kiss her good night while she was on the toilet when she bit down on his tongue and attempted to tug his privates off.

Sheboygan, WI resident who bit off her husbands tongue. The man attempted to kiss her good night while she was on the toilet when she bit down on his tongue and attempted to tug his privates off.

23-year-old from Athens, GA who was arrested after being kicked out of a bar and biting a woman in the ass.
Kennebunk, Maine resident arrested for a DUI while riding his lawn mower back from the store.
71-year-old Pennsylvania man who became upset after a car accident on his street caused him to be blocked in his driveway when we was trying to leave for dinner. The man became enraged and started fighting with police. He then tried to fake a heart attack to avoid arrest but was taken into custody. He continued to struggle with police again at the police station where he threw his dentures at another officer.
Florida man who attempted to steal a purse from a Nordstrom shopper and failed. Then he tried to steal the woman’s stroller but failed after the woman’s 12-year-old daughter wouldn’t let go of it. He then stole the iphone sitting on top of it and took off. When the police tracked the man down he tried to jump into a canal and swim across to evade them but then realized he could not swim and had to be rescued.

Florida man who attempted to steal a purse from a Nordstrom shopper and failed. Then he tried to steal the woman’s stroller but failed after the woman’s 12-year-old daughter wouldn’t let go of it. He then stole the iphone sitting on top of it and took off. When the police tracked the man down he tried to jump into a canal and swim across to evade them but then realized he could not swim and had to be rescued.

Florida man who was arrested for keeping an alligator in his bathtub. His mother turned him in after fighting with him when he turned their shared bathtub into a makeshift terrarium.

Welsh man who became drunk and was arrested for having sex with a Land Rover. He was fined and is not permitted to be outside between the hours of 7 PM and 7 AM every weekend for the next 3 months.

Indianapolis man who dressed up as a woman and flashed his genitals at passing cars and people at an intersection near his home. In the lower photos the man is shown at previous arrests for public indecency and child molestation.